missvoltairine:

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

how to identify “boy” clothes and “girl” clothes

oeshka:

windschanging:

valkubus-shipper:

patrocluschironides:

are you a boy? your clothes are boy clothes.

are you a girl? your clothes are girl clothes.

are you outside the binary of boy and girl? so are your clothes.

did someone just tell you your clothes don’t match your gender identity? they are a trashcan and their clothes are trashcan clothes.

Or in the words of Eddie Izzard.. 

Because this cannot be reblogged enough.

Screaming silently in adoration


“Was that pepper spray? PEPPER SPRAY? Clint why wasn’t I given pepper spray?”
“Coulson said you weren’t allowed to have any.”
“So I have access to all the pointy and explosive weapons in the S.H.I.E.L.D. armoury… but I’m not allowed pepper spray?”
“Not since Sitwell caught you trying to spice up his lunch with a can of it. Fury said you were banned from touching the stuff again.”
“Aw, man! Dad never lets me have any fun!”
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“Was that pepper spray? PEPPER SPRAY? Clint why wasn’t I given pepper spray?”
“Coulson said you weren’t allowed to have any.”
“So I have access to all the pointy and explosive weapons in the S.H.I.E.L.D. armoury… but I’m not allowed pepper spray?”
“Not since Sitwell caught you trying to spice up his lunch with a can of it. Fury said you were banned from touching the stuff again.”
“Aw, man! Dad never lets me have any fun!”
Zoom Info

“Was that pepper spray? PEPPER SPRAY? Clint why wasn’t I given pepper spray?”
“Coulson said you weren’t allowed to have any.”
“So I have access to all the pointy and explosive weapons in the S.H.I.E.L.D. armoury… but I’m not allowed pepper spray?”
“Not since Sitwell caught you trying to spice up his lunch with a can of it. Fury said you were banned from touching the stuff again.”
“Aw, man! Dad never lets me have any fun!”
Zoom Info

“Was that pepper spray? PEPPER SPRAY? Clint why wasn’t I given pepper spray?”
“Coulson said you weren’t allowed to have any.”
“So I have access to all the pointy and explosive weapons in the S.H.I.E.L.D. armoury… but I’m not allowed pepper spray?”
“Not since Sitwell caught you trying to spice up his lunch with a can of it. Fury said you were banned from touching the stuff again.”
“Aw, man! Dad never lets me have any fun!”
Zoom Info

“Was that pepper spray? PEPPER SPRAY? Clint why wasn’t I given pepper spray?”
“Coulson said you weren’t allowed to have any.”
“So I have access to all the pointy and explosive weapons in the S.H.I.E.L.D. armoury… but I’m not allowed pepper spray?”
“Not since Sitwell caught you trying to spice up his lunch with a can of it. Fury said you were banned from touching the stuff again.”
“Aw, man! Dad never lets me have any fun!”
Zoom Info

“Was that pepper spray? PEPPER SPRAY? Clint why wasn’t I given pepper spray?”
“Coulson said you weren’t allowed to have any.”
“So I have access to all the pointy and explosive weapons in the S.H.I.E.L.D. armoury… but I’m not allowed pepper spray?”
“Not since Sitwell caught you trying to spice up his lunch with a can of it. Fury said you were banned from touching the stuff again.”
“Aw, man! Dad never lets me have any fun!”
Zoom Info

“Was that pepper spray? PEPPER SPRAY? Clint why wasn’t I given pepper spray?”

“Coulson said you weren’t allowed to have any.”

“So I have access to all the pointy and explosive weapons in the S.H.I.E.L.D. armoury… but I’m not allowed pepper spray?”

“Not since Sitwell caught you trying to spice up his lunch with a can of it. Fury said you were banned from touching the stuff again.”

“Aw, man! Dad never lets me have any fun!”